Unattended stacks of bacon on a Blue Line train seat in Chicago

    by chi-bacon-bits

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    1. _give_me_your_tots_ on

      Man… that’s a real shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good bacon like that

    2. Mote than likely someone stole it. We have stopped people in my store that had so much shoved in pants or where they can. The craziest stuff is done by people on drugs.

    3. AgrajagTheProlonged on

      Better contact the bacon authorities, I’ve heard not to approach unattended bacon packages

    4. booyakasha_wagwaan on

      Reminds me of that one time I smoked salvia and I thought I was a pile of Smithfield bacon piled in a seat on the Blue Line and I was there for 200,000 years

    5. I’m assuming that a crime is involved in some way. That bacon could be important evidence.

    6. I just seen a post on Reddit like an hour ago talking about how they left some bacon on the train!

    7. nonvascularplant on

      Sally has 52 packages of bacon but her knapsack can only hold 18, if the blue line train is going 55 mph and her stop is the 5th stop from O’Hare. How many times will she have to board the train to retrieve all of her bacon? How long will it take?! Will OP retrieve the rest before Sally returns?!

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